Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Maskatron Powered by Soft Cheese

Dept. H forensic scientists have determined that it was not the explosion of one of Maskatron's plutonium fuel cells that created the large hole at the site where Fakiegrind Central Headquarters once stood.

Traces of organic dairy compounds in the blast crater have led our experts to believe that the assassin-bot Maskatron is actually fueled by an advanced transubstantiation device that releases massive amounts of energy from the breaking down of elements found in a variety of soft cheeses such as Brie and Sussex Slipcote.


The Canadian government would very much like to examine Maskatron's cheese converter technology in the hopes of finding new solutions to meet growing energy demands. However, the robot seems to be joy-riding through the timestream in a quest for interior decorating ideas, and shows little interest in cooperating with authorities.


Blogger Maskatron said...


5:45 PM  
Blogger Bathroom Hippo said...

Ah, the power of "THING"

1:12 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

I knew it! Not only that, but Maskatron has regenerated itself from a pile of old socks!

Or something like that.

7:09 PM  

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